Wine Apron - Pretty Profanity Apron - Where’s my Fucking Wine Sweary Half Apron

$30.90

Shipping to United States: $5.00

Love wine enough to scream Where’s my Fucking Wine? Sometimes swearing is unavoidable in the kitchen. How about a pretty apron that celebrates that potty mouth. This gathered peachy pink half apron features pretty wine bottles and glasses amid the subtle white bursts of profanity. Colorful, quality Spoonflower fabric is trimmed with a coordinating white floral waistband and generous ties. I love to bring my apron strings around front for a bow so these ties measure approximately 32 inches. Two pockets keep the cook organized. Actually I don’t swear, but I know some people who do and so do you. This apron is for them.

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Shipping from United States

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Also, be sure your address is correct for proper shipment. I was an English teacher - proofreading is important! I will not be held responsible for obsolete addresses. I will mail your package to the address listed on your ETSY address. If your items are returned to me due to expired addresses...you will be responsible for paying to re-ship your items. You will be invoiced via PayPal for the additional cost. Once you pay the additional shipping expense, your items will be shipped.

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Returns and exchange details

I will accept returns on items within 30 days of the postmarked date. All items must be unused and in its original condition and package. Used or damaged items will not be accepted for exchange or return. All shipping charges will be paid by the customer for return.

Sales are final on all custom made-to-order requests. Shipping costs are not refundable. I do not offer exchanges.

Additional

Oilcloth items may be folded or rolled to ship. When your oilcloth item arrives it should bounce back into shape. Putting an item out in the sun will help to ease out the folds.

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